From what I've been told - the game would have to be waaaaay too simplified in order to run well on 32bit and they can't really go backwards from here.
I WANT NEW UPDATE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We love that you're passionate about the game!!! Updates will come & the team is working non stop to get the best new content out to the players. Hang in there!
Someone on the Discord made a mod. I'm not sure if it's still working on the current versions ( also please remember that these are used completely at your own risk and in no way are supported by Free Lives )
To be honest there are plenty of things to do. As cliche as it may sound new classes wouldn't hurt. New enemies, maybe a whole side-scrolling campaign or something
Thanks for the concern but ideas aren't the issue. What's the saying - Rome wasn't built in a day? It's a small team trying to make stuff as functional and fun as possible. Sometimes things take time. I've personally played some elements that they're working on and trust me - it's gonna be worth the wait.
Sounds like you're on a Mac - try this : Running the game on a M1 Mac: Download -> Right click the app -> Get info -> Tick the box 'Open with Rosetta'.
you need to fix the glitch where someone installs the game and when the player walks up to the financial offices or the start-up and the building that says coming soon and the bitcoin logo it doesn't light up (i hope you know what i'm talking about)
if you are using the most recent update you probably did not look at where/ how they work after you press the x button. if it's on the PC then ill just tell you. (I kinda forgot lol I'll try my best)
besides low graphics still running a little choppy on my toaster specially on the last level this is a very good game and i shall watch its development with great interest
Pocket collection: chance to throw more projectiles
leader: stronger minions
Spray and pray: more projectiles but less accuracy
nitroglycerin: better explosions
Hyper: move faster
kid in a candy shop: more options
Interrupter: can't be put to sleep
Emotional damage: upgrades from emotional vampire
Adrenalin rush: time is slowed for longer
boring: people dislike your voice even more (boosts pontificate and self promotion)
inspirational: more minions
fiery spirit: 10% chance of reviving at 4-7 HP after you die
feisty: he not very friendly (doge roll path does damage, all attacks have a decent chance to do extra damage, and/or raises hard cap for damage boost from combos)
Mediocre training: upgrades from basic training and upgrades to hero's workout
ILYCG ( I like ya cut G ): 50% chance to make a person you hit fly. ( Upgrades all punch, kick, and slap attacks, including a 100% chance to mini slap someone using mental moves. Ranged attacks using the body like thunderclap can dmg faraway people. Also creates problems on the final stage (because jeff bezos just comes back through the helicopter) )
Something similar to counter exists in the game: If you maximize coffee, you become immune to damage for 3 seconds. Having the strong maxed up to also gives you immunity.
Tea is already a thing. If you have coffee (maximized or not) it heals you 1 - 3 health.
Pocket attack is similar to throwing cups
Restoring ammo is already a feature, you have a chance of getting an ammo drop.
Criticize is bragging maxed out. The enemies shoot themselves if you use the brag.
Not to be rude or anything, but your ideas are revamped versions of already existing ones.
When you max out the "shout" (I think the maxed out version is called "mobstifier" or something), when you summon a buncha people, and all the enemies are dead, they get stuck and I cant proceed to the next level. I notice that they are supposed to jump out the window, but they always get stuck anyways. I think you should add like a button to kill them so I can proceed.
it's called "mob justice" and pretty much, I always have the common sense to kill 'em. And if you will be asking about those assassins that jus come outta nowhere and you get him as yo slave (sorry for not using a child-friendly word) he just tries to get outta there.
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can you please bring support to linux I have played on windows and really enjoyed it but recently switched to linux and miss this game
I've been told Linux might be an option further down the line - but Windows and Mac are the main focus right now.
pls bring a 32 bit version
From what I've been told - the game would have to be waaaaay too simplified in order to run well on 32bit and they can't really go backwards from here.
I WANT NEW UPDATE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We love that you're passionate about the game!!! Updates will come & the team is working non stop to get the best new content out to the players. Hang in there!
please bring your game on 32 bit processor
I'm not sure if 32bit could handle the awesomeness
can you use mods?
Someone on the Discord made a mod. I'm not sure if it's still working on the current versions ( also please remember that these are used completely at your own risk and in no way are supported by Free Lives )
I was kinda asking myself why they not updating and came to the conclusion that you guys were running outta ideas :/
Wish I could Help
To be honest there are plenty of things to do. As cliche as it may sound new classes wouldn't hurt. New enemies, maybe a whole side-scrolling campaign or something
my conclusion was that updating the game would be hard without adding in some annoying glitches on accident
Thanks for the concern but ideas aren't the issue. What's the saying - Rome wasn't built in a day? It's a small team trying to make stuff as functional and fun as possible. Sometimes things take time. I've personally played some elements that they're working on and trust me - it's gonna be worth the wait.
wow! Thanks for fueling my impatience
Ah, not about the issues eh? it's about work you're saying, aye?
this game is freaking awesome i had a very good time beating it
definitely love it
(sorry for bad english)
Your english is fine, no need to apologise! Thanks for playing the game, we're glad that you had fun.
this could be good for mobile but i understand that it is still in prototype
Yup - the team is hard at work on making the Windows/Mac versions everything that they can be!
can you update please?
The update will happen! I've seen things. Hang in there - it's going to be worth the wait :)
Handyman be like:
(scene at 1:10)
Hammer & Fail Part 1
Edit: there was an extra is before the it
The only problem I have with this game it is very short
I have an idea for an endless mode
Have you tried the local multiplayer / build your own company yet?
I've tried building my own but it took me at least an hour just to build 11 floors
bro when i try to open it the screen is just gray what do i do
oof
Sounds like you're on a Mac - try this : Running the game on a M1 Mac:
Download -> Right click the app -> Get info -> Tick the box 'Open with Rosetta'.
how the hell do i use it once i downloaded it
What operating system are you on? Also if you're having trouble - lots of people have more success using the itch.io app : https://itch.io/app
you need to fix the glitch where someone installs the game and when the player walks up to the financial offices or the start-up and the building that says coming soon and the bitcoin logo it doesn't light up (i hope you know what i'm talking about)
The game is fine but the player 2 controls seem to not work. Only movement. Please help i dunno what to do. I really want to play with my brother
two player worked fine for me
if you are using the most recent update you probably did not look at where/ how they work after you press the x button. if it's on the PC then ill just tell you. (I kinda forgot lol I'll try my best)
Player 1: Attack Button: SpaceBar
Use Button: E
Player 2: Use Button: Enter
Attack Button (I think): I
I really want this game mobile version.
Afraid it's only on Windows and Mac right now.
if you were to relate yourself to one worker type in this game, what would it be? (for me I would say extrovert)
You'd have better luck with these type of conversations over on our Discord....
The only problem for me is the restrictions on my laptop making getting to your discord harder
ima try to do the one kick man challenge
besides low graphics still running a little choppy on my toaster specially on the last level this is a very good game and i shall watch its development with great interest
We love toast. Thank you for playing.
I was wondering what the gym ACTUALLY does, if it does anything.
I'm not here to post spoilers - but maybe ask someone on the Discord. It definitely does something. “I’ll leave tomorrow’s problems to tomorrow’s me.”
i'll be nice and give you a hint: remember the saitama workout
Ya mean Gym Member?
( Sorry if I spoiled it :/ )
It just Maxes your hp to 5 more points (I think)
Obviously I know what gym member is, I mean the actual gym map you can access when you beat the game a few times.
did you read my hint, or are you like me who only knew about the one punch anime due to references :P
Dude, I don't watch anime.
oh...
well the names of some upgrades tell you the exercises
when SpongeBob drinks too much water
how did you bring up the timer
Pause the game, go to settings and enable timer
ok thanks
chonky
Lol When You use too much Get ripped Moves:
(edit was to add more perk Ideas)
Perk ideas:
Pocket collection: chance to throw more projectiles
leader: stronger minions
Spray and pray: more projectiles but less accuracy
nitroglycerin: better explosions
Hyper: move faster
kid in a candy shop: more options
Interrupter: can't be put to sleep
Emotional damage: upgrades from emotional vampire
Adrenalin rush: time is slowed for longer
boring: people dislike your voice even more (boosts pontificate and self promotion)
inspirational: more minions
fiery spirit: 10% chance of reviving at 4-7 HP after you die
feisty: he not very friendly (doge roll path does damage, all attacks have a decent chance to do extra damage, and/or raises hard cap for damage boost from combos)
Mediocre training: upgrades from basic training and upgrades to hero's workout
Nokia vest: greatly reduced damage
Ourple: why he ourple though? (makes you purple)
Beeg brain: know-it-all (upgrades from big head)
I have an idea!
ILYCG ( I like ya cut G ): 50% chance to make a person you hit fly. ( Upgrades all punch, kick, and slap attacks, including a 100% chance to mini slap someone using mental moves. Ranged attacks using the body like thunderclap can dmg faraway people. Also creates problems on the final stage (because jeff bezos just comes back through the helicopter) )
so the short version is chance for extra knockback and increased shockwave damage... Nice
add food as weapons
What kind of food?
I think he means like throwing watermelons, apples, or rice crisps coated in nitroglycerin as well as BBQ chips
all fair suggestions.
will you ever publish this to steam?
That is the final goal - yes (once it's ready)
I will send some more ideas... tomorrow
Another good place to share your thoughts is over on our Discord in the SITTSM suggestions channel
https://discord.gg/UFrJXHvSA6
the problem is my laptop has some... restrictions that prevent me from opening some tabs
I have Super enjoyed this game and I hope goals for this game are accomplished, also, I have some ideas:
Moves:
Counter: gain short immunity to damage and reflect melee damage back
Scratch: has a small chance of doing bleeding damage to enemy
Tea: heals 2 HP and reduces damage for a while
Criticize: like shout but makes enemies cry and beat themselves up over your harsh comments
grappling hook: pulls you closer to your enemies
pocket attack: throw random stuff out of your pocket
Bedazzle: blind enemies by throwing glitter in their eyes
Bite: latch onto enemies
Fetch: throws a chew toy before loyal K-9s start to fight for you
Excess luggage: an upgrade to suspicious stockpile, restores two ammo to four moves and throws a suitcase that damages enemies
(P.S these are only some of my many ideas, some of those I will share later)
Something similar to counter exists in the game: If you maximize coffee, you become immune to damage for 3 seconds. Having the strong maxed up to also gives you immunity.
Tea is already a thing. If you have coffee (maximized or not) it heals you 1 - 3 health.
Pocket attack is similar to throwing cups
Restoring ammo is already a feature, you have a chance of getting an ammo drop.
Criticize is bragging maxed out. The enemies shoot themselves if you use the brag.
Not to be rude or anything, but your ideas are revamped versions of already existing ones.
Thanks for you suggestions - the team is glad that you're enjoying the game
look, why are you here if you are going to shoot down good ideas (if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing)
I honestly think you should just accept my feedback, and not be mean. This was not meant to be taken personally..
i was only discussing with you how your ideas were already existent things, and i didnt even mention all of them
not everyone has your standards, so shut up and hold my egg mayo
you're not very nice, as this was just feedback and nothing personal. I think you should be nicer.
also, like Fang from Brawl Stars says, "Hey, enough about you! Lets focus on me"
also I already have everything in the game
just noticed this reply chain is forming a bridge
So brag was Pontificate... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Me Having an idea:
Flashing: Speed through the whole floor while stopping time for 1.5 seconds
ngl JoJo fans will most likely call it... ZA WOLRDO
(bc there are characters who sometimes say that when they stop time in JoJo's bizarre adventure (which is well known for its plane crashes))
just found out that the game hardlocks you if you die in the menu
De hand: YoU cAn'T qUiT yOuR fIrEd
Everyone: idc I said I quit lol
De hand: *Le gasp*
Now that I have pretty much 100% completion in the game, I'm just gonna do a bunch of fun challenges.
The game does not detect the controller, the controller is plugged in, but playing with the keyboard
If you're using an Xbox controller in Windows it should plug and play.
ooooh some ice based moves sounds like a cool thing to add sometime in the future (if it would not be too stressful for you that is)
For interest sake - do you mean freezing somebody like Sub Zero or making the floor slippery with ice?
both sound really cool.
but yeah, both are kind of what I had in mind (although it's already like your enemies are on ice when you have the clumsy enemies perk)
Clumsy Enemies is pretty OP ngl
agreed
also i have never played mortal kombat (but i get what you mean)
the head of the workout department needs to chill
beeg
i was searching for funny SITTSM pics, and found this
Me and a friend shreked the final boss as banana men (on hard)
Sounds like good times were had! Super cool that people are making the most out of the multiplayer.
i want the new version
It's going to happen, hang in there :)
Very good game just i was spamming space and now im stuck on the "select 2 moves to swap screen"
Hmmmm .... are you on Windows or Mac?
mac
When you max out the "shout" (I think the maxed out version is called "mobstifier" or something), when you summon a buncha people, and all the enemies are dead, they get stuck and I cant proceed to the next level. I notice that they are supposed to jump out the window, but they always get stuck anyways. I think you should add like a button to kill them so I can proceed.
Thanks for your suggestions and letting us know. Any other feedback thus far? :)
it's called "mob justice" and pretty much, I always have the common sense to kill 'em. And if you will be asking about those assassins that jus come outta nowhere and you get him as yo slave (sorry for not using a child-friendly word) he just tries to get outta there.
I think i got the game last tuesday, it is soooo fun (plz put this game on steam).
We love that you're having a good time playing. Steam would be the end goal - thank you.
This game is fucking amazing Jesus, I ain't got money now but when I do, i am most definitely donating,
Nice to see people having fun with it. Thank you