Now you see it aint very often you find yourself at a masterpiece of a game. Here's the thing I'm am literally addicted to this game. I hope that the developers keep on updating and also growing so others can see this great game.
Absolutely amazing rougelite. Would love to see more content! If you wouldn't mind, here's two possible move ideas for consideration.
Dagger - Sword - Greatsword: Melee attacks with damage over time.
Dagger would be a horizontal swing forwards with a knife for low damage but a possible bleed damage over time effect.
This would be upgraded to the Sword, which does a diagonal swing followed by a horizontal one, with higher damage and longer lasting bleed.
The last upgrade would be Greatsword, which does a spin attack that swings semi-slowly four times total with heavy damage and knockback, with some bleed if whatever you hit survives.
The Stapler would swing a stapler forward. On hit, two staples would break off the stapler and fall in random directions, damaging an enemy if they hit them.
Keyboard would do an overhead slam with the keyboard, keys flying off in random trajectories for damage on contact with other enemies.
Briefcase would be the final upgrade, with an upwards swing and a downward slam to break it open on an enemy's head, launching various work supplies out for extra damage to whatever they land on.
Yes, but the performance takes a toll with VMs. The game probably works with proton but any update to the game can break proton and make the game unplayable again. So a native port would be nice.
Thank you so much for the game! I love it so much. May I make a request please? Can you add Swords or Dual Guns please? I just thought it would be really cool.
Yeah I just have a problem with the first and final boss where they both can stun lock you till you eventually die.
Like you said if he gets you in a corner don't expect him not to use his tazer over and over faster than you can even jump or run or attack.
For the last boss he uses the self promotion over and over and over now normally your able to escape it. That is if you are close to the area that he cant reach. but if your even a inch to close then he will spam it until you die. the only way you can escape it is if you have a tazer of hadoken ready but unless your playing conservative I doubt you'll have em for the entire fight.
this is a really really fun game and i loved it. the mix of ragdoll physics and well animated attacks really made it unique. One thing i would add to the game would be a endless mode. Other than that though its an amazing game.
What happens when it downloads? Does it get blocked? Do you get an error? I think there isn't x86 (32-bit support) yet so you won't be able to run it on 32-bit systems. What is your processor so I can be sure?
Did you properly extra it or are you trying to open it through the zip file? You need to right-click then extract it. If you did that, then make sure your antivirus isn't blocking it. When you try to run it, what does it do? Anything?
I would pay good money for a version of this with some changes like being able to edit the order of your moves and more content. You're onto something beautiful here man.
As much as I want to play this game... I can't, I don't know how to run the game I on windows and I read the instructions but my dumb brain cant comprehend
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Fantastic game, thoroughly enjoyed this! Thank you devs!
how do you start it i downloaded it
click play in your colections
Now you see it aint very often you find yourself at a masterpiece of a game. Here's the thing I'm am literally addicted to this game. I hope that the developers keep on updating and also growing so others can see this great game.
Absolutely amazing rougelite. Would love to see more content! If you wouldn't mind, here's two possible move ideas for consideration.
Dagger - Sword - Greatsword: Melee attacks with damage over time.
Dagger would be a horizontal swing forwards with a knife for low damage but a possible bleed damage over time effect.
This would be upgraded to the Sword, which does a diagonal swing followed by a horizontal one, with higher damage and longer lasting bleed.
The last upgrade would be Greatsword, which does a spin attack that swings semi-slowly four times total with heavy damage and knockback, with some bleed if whatever you hit survives.
Stapler - Keyboard - Briefcase: Improvised melee moves with quirky multihitting.
The Stapler would swing a stapler forward. On hit, two staples would break off the stapler and fall in random directions, damaging an enemy if they hit them.
Keyboard would do an overhead slam with the keyboard, keys flying off in random trajectories for damage on contact with other enemies.
Briefcase would be the final upgrade, with an upwards swing and a downward slam to break it open on an enemy's head, launching various work supplies out for extra damage to whatever they land on.
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then le devs could make a swordsman and sword buff but you are not a dev tho. Good idea
pls add 32 bit cus i would love toplay it pls
Will you add a linux version please? There is a Mac port so it shouldn't involve too much work.
You know you can use a virtual machine right?
Yes, but the performance takes a toll with VMs. The game probably works with proton but any update to the game can break proton and make the game unplayable again. So a native port would be nice.
Is it possible to mod the game?
yes
So Damn Funny!! Will it be free to play or pay to play?
free
Thank you so much for the game! I love it so much.
May I make a request please? Can you add Swords or Dual Guns please? I just thought it would be really cool.
please add an endless mode, it would be so fun
Absolute banger of a game.
please talk to Microsoft, this game has to be on GamePass, it's super fun and I need to play it on Xbox
ayo next update?
next update should be out by Wednesday!
This game is amazing lol
the first boss is completly bull crap
if he gets ya in a corner its over
If you need help with it all you need to do is climb ladders to try to dodge him and try to attack him when he doesn't have a chance to attack you
Yeah I just have a problem with the first and final boss where they both can stun lock you till you eventually die.
Like you said if he gets you in a corner don't expect him not to use his tazer over and over faster than you can even jump or run or attack.
For the last boss he uses the self promotion over and over and over now normally your able to escape it. That is if you are close to the area that he cant reach. but if your even a inch to close then he will spam it until you die. the only way you can escape it is if you have a tazer of hadoken ready but unless your playing conservative I doubt you'll have em for the entire fight.
As el juego para androind
I cant use task dogder
just keep trying to select him
its joke cus he's tryna dodge the task of getting used by the player lol
Its a funny joke, Obnoxious, but funny.
You may add the option to be able to turn on/off motion blur
Please :)
I love this game too bad my computer is 32 bits
plz add this game is Nintendo swish
i have found the 9 year old
go fuck your self
ok i will
I played this game on my channel many times
I highly recommend it!I actually have it on my channel too! And I agree this game is a masterpiece.
I love it. It's so much fun and I got so many laughs out of the physics, traits, dialogue, voice acting and general gameplay. Can't wait to see more!!
this is a really really fun game and i loved it. the mix of ragdoll physics and well animated attacks really made it unique. One thing i would add to the game would be a endless mode. Other than that though its an amazing game.
no controller support ?
could anyone help I have tried everything in my power to download t
his thing and nothing is working I followed the directions specifically and as far as I could but nothing works
What happens when it downloads? Does it get blocked? Do you get an error? I think there isn't x86 (32-bit support) yet so you won't be able to run it on 32-bit systems. What is your processor so I can be sure?
alienware if your asking about that and it just wont start I have it in my folder but I cant run it
Did you properly extra it or are you trying to open it through the zip file? You need to right-click then extract it. If you did that, then make sure your antivirus isn't blocking it. When you try to run it, what does it do? Anything?
can play old version pls?
pls add potato pc mode, cuz I got a shitty ass pc and I love this game
Yes pleas
Ok if they do I hope that they do that and actually call it potato pc mode. It would be quite funny.
I really need a 32 bit version
I would pay good money for a version of this with some changes like being able to edit the order of your moves and more content. You're onto something beautiful here man.
You actually can now in the new versions in form as a promotion.
wow
Pressing the ' + ' key on the number keypad increases your Combo-Meter.
Ctrl+Shift+Backspace = Unlocks new character. (after selecting any character)
Backspace = Unlocks New character (doesn't seems to work on the latest update) [in conjunction with this pressing 'P' spawns Box]
If anyone finds more fun stuff like this, please do share.
:)
ok
Amazing game loved it hahah!
how do you update it
I WANNA PLAY SO BADLY TBH I WANT TO SWEAR lol
Ayo when is the next update, I WANT MORE!
my game is FAKING bug
faking bug?
Hey man, just created an account to tell you guys that I love the game !
The idle animation when the stickmen are on their desk is so cute ! (The smiling thumb is cute too)
Finished it on 25$, on every class.
Good work, and I look forward to future updates :D !
As much as I want to play this game... I can't, I don't know how to run the game I on windows and I read the instructions but my dumb brain cant comprehend
Looks like stick fight... BUT BETTER
You have a good point.