Had a problem. Turns out, once you go to the doors often enough, a white box with the words new text underneath appears. No problem, until it's the only choice left. It's unselectable, and my run ended. Other than that, fun game. Thanks for sharing it.
I am pleased to report that I got it to work, I was a dumb dumb and downloaded the wrong one, This game is so fun even though it doesnt run great on my shoddy laptop
Hi, I downloaded the mac version and extracted it but when I launch the game it shows the "made with unity" screen and then fades to a grey screen, but then it doesn't do anything and stays on the grey screen. Am I missing something or is this a bug?
Wonder if increased wages will do anything, maybe just a visual joke. Almost finished the game with all the characters, got Slob to go and i'll be done, great game!
i got into a game but i wanted to change my career so i click esc and tried to change my career but it didnt work so i was looking for a hotkey that would teleport me back to the choose career screen but when i clicked backspace i became godmode and i was given cool promotions such as a BLACK HOLE and i want to know if this is intentional or not :/
If I wanted to write a review, should it be here or on your Discord?
Things you'd especially care about:
I got the ladder platform clipping bug, but was never permanently stuck.
I got the bug where Bezos walks off the edge and does not respawn. I then used Levitate Object and won shortly after, but I have no idea if the two are actually connected.
For the love of God, make the lights breakable. Crawling between them and car roofs in the garage is terrible.
More transparency about XP and the wage system (is it difficulty?) would be cool.
Consider making Dodge a bit snappier, even if that requires adding more end lag or something.
It looks like you forgot to update the aerial Hadouken's projectile.
Overall a great game that I look forward to getting in full eventually.
Can you please add more options to reduce the graphics? Cause when I try playing it, my FPS go super low because of the absurd amount of Motion Blur there is.
Super epic, satisfying game. Brings back memories of flash games like electric man 2. Genius. Never thought stomping on faces would make me feel complete. The humor hits the spot!
Wanted to play the game but it was not possible for me because you couldn't select any other wage than 25$ (I tried every Button on my Keyboard but it just wouldn't work)
LOVED IT! Only detail to report is that once, the boss fell off the roof and didn't respawn with the helicopter. After a while of bashing the trickle of enemies that kept spawning, I jumped off the roof too. Then I started loosing HP. Button-mashed a bit and defeated the boss. Apparently we managed to land -somewhere- and keep fighting? Other than that, an AMAZING experience!
Most games on Itch.io are anywhere from amateurish to good; This? - This is downright amazing, other than a few bugs and physics fuckups it perfectly achieves what it sets out to do. If you like stupid fun this is definitely up your alley, if you don't then it's still worth a try as it's free for now.
this game is crazy fun especially when you get a run where you have really cool attacks. there are a few bugs, including not being able to unlock the "yeehaw" character but even with the bugs its really fun.
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Hope I tasted good. can't open the game now though as it seems the game was consumed too.
how i can start the game
Had a problem. Turns out, once you go to the doors often enough, a white box with the words new text underneath appears. No problem, until it's the only choice left. It's unselectable, and my run ended. Other than that, fun game. Thanks for sharing it.
hi how can i play the game
I am pleased to report that I got it to work, I was a dumb dumb and downloaded the wrong one, This game is so fun even though it doesnt run great on my shoddy laptop
10/10
i played it works fine until i press yes when is getting asked would you like a job then it the game stoped
Looks like it's inspired by "Shock" series by Terkoiz <3
Hi, I downloaded the mac version and extracted it but when I launch the game it shows the "made with unity" screen and then fades to a grey screen, but then it doesn't do anything and stays on the grey screen. Am I missing something or is this a bug?
hey the game looks fun but is Linux compatibility planned?
this has potential to become a commercial game (also prob my fav game on itch)
Wonder if increased wages will do anything, maybe just a visual joke. Almost finished the game with all the characters, got Slob to go and i'll be done, great game!
i got into a game but i wanted to change my career so i click esc and tried to change my career but it didnt work so i was looking for a hotkey that would teleport me back to the choose career screen but when i clicked backspace i became godmode and i was given cool promotions such as a BLACK HOLE and i want to know if this is intentional or not :/
why did they remove it
cant figure out how to play
make some ACTUAL INFO.
Arrow keys to move, Z to attack, X for slomo, C to enter doors. I think either Z or C can be used in the promotion menu.
Space can also be used to attack
If I wanted to write a review, should it be here or on your Discord?
Things you'd especially care about:
I got the ladder platform clipping bug, but was never permanently stuck.
I got the bug where Bezos walks off the edge and does not respawn. I then used Levitate Object and won shortly after, but I have no idea if the two are actually connected.
For the love of God, make the lights breakable. Crawling between them and car roofs in the garage is terrible.
More transparency about XP and the wage system (is it difficulty?) would be cool.
Consider making Dodge a bit snappier, even if that requires adding more end lag or something.
It looks like you forgot to update the aerial Hadouken's projectile.
Overall a great game that I look forward to getting in full eventually.
Thank you for playing! That’s great feedback. The wages do increase difficulty. We maybe should state that somewhere.
Can you drop the discord link below so that I can join? Nvm found it
I'm trying to download the game but it just shows me a folder with all the game properties in it plz help. I want to play game
there should be an exe click that to play
I play on windows but there is no exe. I really want to play the game too
If you extract the downloaded zipped file, it should have an exe in it
So you mean extracting the game file?
Yeah, if you extract/unzip the file that you downloaded. After it is unzipped it should have the exe in the extracted folder
can you make this game mobile
If you can't no hard feelings
Can you please add more options to reduce the graphics? Cause when I try playing it, my FPS go super low because of the absurd amount of Motion Blur there is.
Where can I find the music that is in the dialogue after the final boss battle.
Super epic, satisfying game. Brings back memories of flash games like electric man 2. Genius. Never thought stomping on faces would make me feel complete. The humor hits the spot!
Wanted to play the game but it was not possible for me because you couldn't select any other wage than 25$ (I tried every Button on my Keyboard but it just wouldn't work)
I used my mouse for that part
This game is amazing - simple but epic movements and memes.
For example about pay wages or something :D
Conservative with weapon made me dead inside :D
LOVED IT! Only detail to report is that once, the boss fell off the roof and didn't respawn with the helicopter. After a while of bashing the trickle of enemies that kept spawning, I jumped off the roof too. Then I started loosing HP. Button-mashed a bit and defeated the boss. Apparently we managed to land -somewhere- and keep fighting?
Other than that, an AMAZING experience!
Please make this into full game because i'm addicted to this.
Most games on Itch.io are anywhere from amateurish to good; This? - This is downright amazing, other than a few bugs and physics fuckups it perfectly achieves what it sets out to do.
If you like stupid fun this is definitely up your alley, if you don't then it's still worth a try as it's free for now.
I feel like I am John Wick when I play it.
Hi, saw your game on a video, thought it was really cool
Then I downloaded it
It doesn't seem to be loading the game at all
I could see the Unity watermark, but after that, nothing
I'm using Mac Big Sur 11.3
(EDIT, the game actually works fine, the UI just doesn't show up at all, can you try to fix that)
Sorry about that. Is it just the UI for the graphic settings at the beginning or also the UI in the game too?
In fact, most of the UI doesn't show up in the game, especially in the start screen, which is a huge problem
could u make the mac version compatible with 10.12 or is that impossible? :D would love to play
this is just too gud bro
one of my favorite games on itch.io so far
This would make a great full-fledged game!
10/10, would stomp on Bezos' face again
This game really brings me back to the age of stick fights. It's derpy and chaotic and I love it. Feels great to play. Thanks. :)
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Awesome games. Love the gameplay!
Didn't want a job, my 2 year old daughter got sick with something contagious and ate me. 10/10
The fighting mechanic is awesome! I had so much fun by playing it! :D Thanks for creating this cool game.
i wish you would make this for linux it looks really fun but im on linux so i cant play it
this game is crazy fun especially when you get a run where you have really cool attacks. there are a few bugs, including not being able to unlock the "yeehaw" character but even with the bugs its really fun.
Thank you for playing! Are you playing on Mac?