I'm getting a glitch where the elevator won't open to take me to the boss room, after clearing a floor and grabbing upgrade. Seems to only happen with older bosses, works fine with the janitor guy and the zombie guy or whatever he is.
how do you update the game to play the updates? i cant figure out how, also i know how to get the secret banana kit ones but how do you get the other secret kits and stuff? i beat the game as every career but nothing new happened afterwards. its boring now. now. its boring.
To update just download the game again and extract to where you have previously installed and replace the game files this way you don't loose any progress. Hope this helps :D
You can beat the boss on the $24 wage and at the end screen, Stamp Jeff Bezo's face at least once, you get the "hit the Gym" option. Select it and do 100 push-ups, 100 squats, 100 sit-ups and a 10 km run to unlock Saitama. It's worth it at the end
Can you pls balance the Jedi/Sith (The one who force chokes you). He's too strong, once he chokes you, you cant land a hit because he immidiately starts choking you again
He force chokes after yelling outsmarted so you can dodge him on the ladders and hit him before he yells. Keep repeating this and he wont be able to choke you.
You were just getting "Aimbotted" because you dont know how to not get hit during that. Just about everytime jeff makes you float other enemys will spawn. You also had problems with the huge crowds but heres the thing. Theres alot of them because in order to not get hit by jeff you need to go behind them before jeff shoots you. If you do it correctly then you will survive and there wont be a huge mob trying to kill you. Another thing you can do is hide behind the ledge of the building but only do that unless you need to because jeff probably will be over there already so its more of a last resort if no one is close enough to hide behind before he shoots.
This is an amazing game that definitely deserves a promotion :D The combat is fun, especially when you get multi-hit moves that straight up delete even minibosses. Although I do have just one gripe with the game and that is that there arent any amazing wacky synergies, most synergies are pretty straightforward, just being combos that you can do quickly and get away with. that said, I rate this a solid 9/10.
Ok, make sure you click the checkbox next to the motion blur button. will It is wordered weird. So it is saying if you turn that off, you will disable motion blur. Unless that does not work then Idk what to tell you.
If this ever gets added to Steam, there should be a workshop feature to make unique floors, moves, and perks, or whatever else is desirable. I would love to see this game being modded. This is an incredible game, well done on all fronts
They are currently adding the ability for you to make your own towers with your own starting moves(that are in the game) It's called custom mode and they showed a sneak-peak in the discord.
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that's not stick it to stickman, it's madness combat
Nah This IS
MORTAL COMBATWhat am i supposed to do at the start? Am i supposed to kill the boss, or did i unlock a secret... well... boss?
kill the dude on the right, dumbass, did you not hear the boss?
we were friends, so I assumed that I should kill the boss
why can’t I danlod
ever wanted to see what blue stick dreams about here it is
Also thanks devs for such a nice game i can make stories about it thats so cool man keep up the good work
make for linux
so cool
only bad thing is that it lags a lot on my computer, witch makes kill the final boss impossible
Well you could stop fullscreen and select the resoulution a bit smaller
it helped me out....This game is amazing!!! Was confused as hell at first but definitely doing more on it in the future.
YOU KNOW I had to spit 🔥 with that club beat.
But can they do an continue i mean the can add chapter and add new zona
I challenged myself to a 100% combo run...
Well you could stop fullscreen and select the resoulution a bit smaller
it helped me out....hey can you make it so you can dance on the dance floor Thank you.UWU
pls make a download for older version
can you guys make it so i can play on a Chromebook too i will leave a donation if you guys do
Literally one of the most entertaining games i've ever played would recommend
QUE INFERNOOOOOOOOOOOOO , QUE DIFICULDADE É ÉSSA BRODER ? o aprendis de jedi é um DESGRAÇADAMENTE ROBADO , conçertem essa merda .
Mano tu tem que fazer ele subir as escadas e bater nele enquanto ele sobe
Very fun game, i love it ^^
I'm getting a glitch where the elevator won't open to take me to the boss room, after clearing a floor and grabbing upgrade. Seems to only happen with older bosses, works fine with the janitor guy and the zombie guy or whatever he is.
Sorry about that. Is this on the latest version? Part 4
This is one of the best games!
alguem me ajuda eu n conssigo baixar o jogo eu baixo ele e ele some do nada
Can you make for 32bit please?
Had a lot of fun with the game, can't wait to try the weeb class :D Didn't think this game would go this far, great work good sir.
how do you update the game to play the updates? i cant figure out how, also i know how to get the secret banana kit ones but how do you get the other secret kits and stuff? i beat the game as every career but nothing new happened afterwards. its boring now. now. its boring.
To update just download the game again and extract to where you have previously installed and replace the game files this way you don't loose any progress. Hope this helps :D
You can beat the boss on the $24 wage and at the end screen, Stamp Jeff Bezo's face at least once, you get the "hit the Gym" option. Select it and do 100 push-ups, 100 squats, 100 sit-ups and a 10 km run to unlock Saitama. It's worth it at the end
Can you pls balance the Jedi/Sith (The one who force chokes you). He's too strong, once he chokes you, you cant land a hit because he immidiately starts choking you again
He force chokes after yelling outsmarted so you can dodge him on the ladders and hit him before he yells. Keep repeating this and he wont be able to choke you.
this game is cool I GIVE IT 10/10JEFF AIMBOTTED ME
IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO I UPLOAD DAILY DON"T FORGET TO WATCH EM1 hit (old version bug)
You were just getting "Aimbotted" because you dont know how to not get hit during that. Just about everytime jeff makes you float other enemys will spawn. You also had problems with the huge crowds but heres the thing. Theres alot of them because in order to not get hit by jeff you need to go behind them before jeff shoots you. If you do it correctly then you will survive and there wont be a huge mob trying to kill you. Another thing you can do is hide behind the ledge of the building but only do that unless you need to because jeff probably will be over there already so its more of a last resort if no one is close enough to hide behind before he shoots.
:) i know all of this i even completed game with every single character it was first time i died to jeff so i just wanted to share it
اللعبة حلوة والحركات سلسة
تراها شوي صعبة
This is an amazing game that definitely deserves a promotion :D The combat is fun, especially when you get multi-hit moves that straight up delete even minibosses. Although I do have just one gripe with the game and that is that there arent any amazing wacky synergies, most synergies are pretty straightforward, just being combos that you can do quickly and get away with. that said, I rate this a solid 9/10.
Only Itch.io game that I have sunk 3 hours straight in and can still see myself coming back. Fantastic game!
can you put me in the game
LETS DO THIS
I'm getting a glitch that stops minibosses from taking damage and I have to restart the game every tim
Sorry about this. Which bosses is this problem happening with?
VERY GOD GAME😇👏👍👍
Very cool game
LEGIT love this game
if you make more i will play because games like this is so fun
I like the game but my computer cannot run motion blur and disable motion blur doesn't work for me for some reason
Ok, make sure you click the checkbox next to the motion blur button. will It is wordered weird. So it is saying if you turn that off, you will disable motion blur. Unless that does not work then Idk what to tell you.
If this ever gets added to Steam, there should be a workshop feature to make unique floors, moves, and perks, or whatever else is desirable. I would love to see this game being modded. This is an incredible game, well done on all fronts
They are currently adding the ability for you to make your own towers with your own starting moves(that are in the game) It's called custom mode and they showed a sneak-peak in the discord.
i am not updateing my damn mac
-_-